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alyssabrightsmiles:

jacks0n:

tom-bass:

parrotworm:

The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.

“John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.”

“He felt like he was being hunted down like a dog, in a place that hunts dogs, I suppose.”

I suppose.

Too good.

Lol these are similes not metaphors.

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