He Realised Himself A Fool
Why don't you just delet this account? You never use it.
Anonymous

Why don’t you just unfollow it if it bothers you so much. I have my reasons.

How could you break your ex's heart like that? I thought you were a good guy.
Anonymous

I thought I was too. But things changed and I couldn’t do anything about it. So I did the most honest thing I could.

juddnorris:


Ten years ago today, the world lost a brilliant mind and an amazing human being. RIP Douglas Adams (11 March 1952 – 11 May 2001)
He wrote hitchhiker’s guide. When I read it, I actually had to reevaluate my opinions on the whole genre. That’s how good a writer he is.

Aaah and now I’m really depressed.

juddnorris:

Ten years ago today,
the world lost a brilliant mind and an amazing human being.

RIP Douglas Adams
(11 March 1952 – 11 May 2001)

He wrote hitchhiker’s guide. When I read it, I actually had to reevaluate my opinions on the whole genre. That’s how good a writer he is.

Aaah and now I’m really depressed.

thetiniestfind:

for jack, who manages to say the right things at times i need reassurance the most

You know I’m always here for you :) AND OH MY GOSH THIS IS AMAZING!

thetiniestfind:

for jack, who manages to say the right things at times i need reassurance the most

You know I’m always here for you :) AND OH MY GOSH THIS IS AMAZING!

organizized:

Brando & Ol’ Blue Eyes.

Holy crap, so much awesome in one photo. It hurts my eyes.

organizized:

Brando & Ol’ Blue Eyes.

Holy crap, so much awesome in one photo. It hurts my eyes.

What type of girl do you go for?
Anonymous

Even if I didn’t have a girlfriend, I would say, not the anonymous kind.

alyssabrightsmiles:

jacks0n:

tom-bass:

parrotworm:

The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.

“John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.”

“He felt like he was being hunted down like a dog, in a place that hunts dogs, I suppose.”

I suppose.

Too good.

Lol these are similes not metaphors.

I can’t find you. I’m drowning.

I can’t find you. I’m drowning.

Easter Island “They worshipped you there! Have you seen the statues?”

mobfia:

Nice burn, Moff.

Did anyone else notice the Easter Island-ish statue behind them when River went down the tunnel?!